Future Crimes

by Future Crimes

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Out of the dark, moldy basements of Raleigh, NC, FUTURE CRIMES arises with their debut EP that is going to "make straight people really uncomfortable." A queer/straight mixed trio, these angry punks are taking a stand against homophobia and bigotry and are certain to become conservative America's worst nightmare. Ten songs of stripped down, no bullshit punk rock that will appeal to fans of The Dicks, M.D.C. and The Big Boys.

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released 07 November 2014

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Track Name: Growlr
It all started with a woof
Then we each showed our dick pics
I was amazed at what I saw
He was super hairy with a big gigantic dick

That’s how it is on Growlr
Hairy bears meet to suck and fuck
That’s how it is on Growlr
If you’re hairy and hung then hit me up

I asked him what he was into
He said he’s versatile, but I know that means bottom
Picked up some poppers on the way to his house
So we could use them before I eat his ass out

That’s how it is on Growlr
Hairy bears meet to suck and fuck
That’s how it is on Growlr
If you’re hairy and hung then hit me up

It was on as soon as I walked through his door
His mouth was on my dick before my pants hit the floor
We were so involved in our sexual game
That I left without even asking him his name

That’s how it is on Growlr
Hairy bears meet to suck and fuck
That’s how it is on Growlr
If you’re hairy and hung then hit me up
Track Name: Bookstore Whore
Going to the bookstore at 10am
Know just what you’re looking for
A nice hung young man
Purchase the minimum
Off to the back you go
Bragging to the other queens
About how many guys you’ve blown

Whore, bookstore whore (3X)
Whore, you fucking whore

Now its half past 2
And you’re still on your knees
It must be a game to you
How many more can you please
See a nice long dick
Through the screen of the buddy booth
Your mouth’s already watering
Thinking of drinking his juice

Whore, bookstore whore (3X)
Whore, you fucking whore

Now it is time to go home to your loving wife
She asks how your day was, you say it was nice
If she only knew about the guys fucking your mouth
She’d kick your sorry ass out of her fucking house

Whore, bookstore whore (3X)
Whore, you fucking whore
Track Name: Romney Riot Oh 12
So much fucking bullshit
Right before your eyes
Too many sheep like ‘mericans
Won’t read between the lies
Watching too much Fox News
They think that they’re informed
When the fascists take over
Don’t say you weren’t warned

Stand up, have your say
Get out and vote
Or live in darker days

It’s not just the right wing
The punks are lazy too
You won’t change shit
With your apathetic views
Sitting all day at your computer
Never changed shit
You’ve got a fucking voice
Learn to use it

Stand up, have your say
Get out and vote
Or live in darker days
So much fucking bullshit
Right before your eyes
Track Name: Whiskey Dick
We were hanging out the other night at the bar
The drinks were flowing we had liquor beer and shots
We went back to our house to have some sweaty fun
But whiskey dick showed up and we got none

I want it really bad whiskey dick you make me mad
I suck and suck and suck but it’s no use
I want it really bad whiskey dick you make me mad
A hot guy wants to fuck but you won’t work
Whiskey dick

We were hanging out the other night at the bar
The drinks were flowing we had liquor beer and shots
We went back to our house to have some sweaty fun
But whiskey dick showed up and we got none

I want it really bad whiskey dick you make me mad
I suck and suck and suck but it’s no use
I want it really bad whiskey dick you make me mad
A hot guy wants to fuck but you won’t work
Whiskey dick
Track Name: Adonis Factor
The Adonis factor is bullshit
And destroys our community
Perpetuated by the models
On the cover of Out Magazine

With their sick pack stomachs
Chiseled muscles and fake tans
They’ve created a culture of judgment
Instead of reaching out a hand
The Adonis factor’s fucking bullshit

Sick of tweaked out circuit party queens
Defining what it means to be gay
I’d rather have a big ‘ol hairy bear
Than a brainless twink any day
With their sick pack stomachs
Chiseled muscles and fake tans
They’ve created a culture of judgment
Instead of reaching out a hand
The Adonis factor’s fucking bullshit

There’s many colors of the rainbow
That’s why it’s our symbol of pride
Don’t let the media tell you
How your life should be defined

With their sick pack stomachs
Chiseled muscles and fake tans
They’ve created a culture of judgment
Instead of reaching out a hand
The Adonis factor’s fucking bullshit
Track Name: Spend The Night With You
I saw you sitting at the bar
You were the cutest guy by far
I wanted so bad to take you home
So I could see what we’d do alone

I wanna spend the night with you
Think of all the things that we could do
I wanna spend the night with you
I just want to blow you

I decided to buy you a beer
That usually helps erase some fear
You got up to use the bathroom
I decided to follow so I could see the view

I wanna spend the night with you
Think of all the things that we could do
I wanna spend the night with you
I just want to blow you

I finally got you to come to my home
Now it’s time for you to give me your bone
You tell me that you think I am great
But you also tell me that you are straight
Fucking bummer

I wanna spend the night with you
Think of all the things that we could do
I wanna spend the night with you
I just want to blow you