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Growlr
01:48
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It all started with a woof
Then we each showed our dick pics
I was amazed at what I saw
He was super hairy with a big gigantic dick
That’s how it is on Growlr
Hairy bears meet to suck and fuck
That’s how it is on Growlr
If you’re hairy and hung then hit me up
I asked him what he was into
He said he’s versatile, but I know that means bottom
Picked up some poppers on the way to his house
So we could use them before I eat his ass out
That’s how it is on Growlr
Hairy bears meet to suck and fuck
That’s how it is on Growlr
If you’re hairy and hung then hit me up
It was on as soon as I walked through his door
His mouth was on my dick before my pants hit the floor
We were so involved in our sexual game
That I left without even asking him his name
That’s how it is on Growlr
Hairy bears meet to suck and fuck
That’s how it is on Growlr
If you’re hairy and hung then hit me up
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Bookstore Whore
01:41
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Going to the bookstore at 10am
Know just what you’re looking for
A nice hung young man
Purchase the minimum
Off to the back you go
Bragging to the other queens
About how many guys you’ve blown
Whore, bookstore whore (3X)
Whore, you fucking whore
Now its half past 2
And you’re still on your knees
It must be a game to you
How many more can you please
See a nice long dick
Through the screen of the buddy booth
Your mouth’s already watering
Thinking of drinking his juice
Whore, bookstore whore (3X)
Whore, you fucking whore
Now it is time to go home to your loving wife
She asks how your day was, you say it was nice
If she only knew about the guys fucking your mouth
She’d kick your sorry ass out of her fucking house
Whore, bookstore whore (3X)
Whore, you fucking whore
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Romney Riot Oh 12
00:58
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So much fucking bullshit
Right before your eyes
Too many sheep like ‘mericans
Won’t read between the lies
Watching too much Fox News
They think that they’re informed
When the fascists take over
Don’t say you weren’t warned
Stand up, have your say
Get out and vote
Or live in darker days
It’s not just the right wing
The punks are lazy too
You won’t change shit
With your apathetic views
Sitting all day at your computer
Never changed shit
You’ve got a fucking voice
Learn to use it
Stand up, have your say
Get out and vote
Or live in darker days
So much fucking bullshit
Right before your eyes
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Whiskey Dick
01:14
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We were hanging out the other night at the bar
The drinks were flowing we had liquor beer and shots
We went back to our house to have some sweaty fun
But whiskey dick showed up and we got none
I want it really bad whiskey dick you make me mad
I suck and suck and suck but it’s no use
I want it really bad whiskey dick you make me mad
A hot guy wants to fuck but you won’t work
Whiskey dick
We were hanging out the other night at the bar
The drinks were flowing we had liquor beer and shots
We went back to our house to have some sweaty fun
But whiskey dick showed up and we got none
I want it really bad whiskey dick you make me mad
I suck and suck and suck but it’s no use
I want it really bad whiskey dick you make me mad
A hot guy wants to fuck but you won’t work
Whiskey dick
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Adonis Factor
01:21
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The Adonis factor is bullshit
And destroys our community
Perpetuated by the models
On the cover of Out Magazine
With their sick pack stomachs
Chiseled muscles and fake tans
They’ve created a culture of judgment
Instead of reaching out a hand
The Adonis factor’s fucking bullshit
Sick of tweaked out circuit party queens
Defining what it means to be gay
I’d rather have a big ‘ol hairy bear
Than a brainless twink any day
With their sick pack stomachs
Chiseled muscles and fake tans
They’ve created a culture of judgment
Instead of reaching out a hand
The Adonis factor’s fucking bullshit
There’s many colors of the rainbow
That’s why it’s our symbol of pride
Don’t let the media tell you
How your life should be defined
With their sick pack stomachs
Chiseled muscles and fake tans
They’ve created a culture of judgment
Instead of reaching out a hand
The Adonis factor’s fucking bullshit
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Spend The Night With You
01:51
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I saw you sitting at the bar
You were the cutest guy by far
I wanted so bad to take you home
So I could see what we’d do alone
I wanna spend the night with you
Think of all the things that we could do
I wanna spend the night with you
I just want to blow you
I decided to buy you a beer
That usually helps erase some fear
You got up to use the bathroom
I decided to follow so I could see the view
I wanna spend the night with you
Think of all the things that we could do
I wanna spend the night with you
I just want to blow you
I finally got you to come to my home
Now it’s time for you to give me your bone
You tell me that you think I am great
But you also tell me that you are straight
Fucking bummer
I wanna spend the night with you
Think of all the things that we could do
I wanna spend the night with you
I just want to blow you
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