Future Crimes

by Future Crimes

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yuckface This album is hardcore! All the tracks are great but I especially love Whiskey Dick and Spend The Night With You. Ordered this on vinyl and it's so rad!! Favorite track: Spend The Night With You.
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Growlr 01:48
It all started with a woof Then we each showed our dick pics I was amazed at what I saw He was super hairy with a big gigantic dick That’s how it is on Growlr Hairy bears meet to suck and fuck That’s how it is on Growlr If you’re hairy and hung then hit me up I asked him what he was into He said he’s versatile, but I know that means bottom Picked up some poppers on the way to his house So we could use them before I eat his ass out That’s how it is on Growlr Hairy bears meet to suck and fuck That’s how it is on Growlr If you’re hairy and hung then hit me up It was on as soon as I walked through his door His mouth was on my dick before my pants hit the floor We were so involved in our sexual game That I left without even asking him his name That’s how it is on Growlr Hairy bears meet to suck and fuck That’s how it is on Growlr If you’re hairy and hung then hit me up
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Going to the bookstore at 10am Know just what you’re looking for A nice hung young man Purchase the minimum Off to the back you go Bragging to the other queens About how many guys you’ve blown Whore, bookstore whore (3X) Whore, you fucking whore Now its half past 2 And you’re still on your knees It must be a game to you How many more can you please See a nice long dick Through the screen of the buddy booth Your mouth’s already watering Thinking of drinking his juice Whore, bookstore whore (3X) Whore, you fucking whore Now it is time to go home to your loving wife She asks how your day was, you say it was nice If she only knew about the guys fucking your mouth She’d kick your sorry ass out of her fucking house Whore, bookstore whore (3X) Whore, you fucking whore
3.
So much fucking bullshit Right before your eyes Too many sheep like ‘mericans Won’t read between the lies Watching too much Fox News They think that they’re informed When the fascists take over Don’t say you weren’t warned Stand up, have your say Get out and vote Or live in darker days It’s not just the right wing The punks are lazy too You won’t change shit With your apathetic views Sitting all day at your computer Never changed shit You’ve got a fucking voice Learn to use it Stand up, have your say Get out and vote Or live in darker days So much fucking bullshit Right before your eyes
4.
Whiskey Dick 01:14
We were hanging out the other night at the bar The drinks were flowing we had liquor beer and shots We went back to our house to have some sweaty fun But whiskey dick showed up and we got none I want it really bad whiskey dick you make me mad I suck and suck and suck but it’s no use I want it really bad whiskey dick you make me mad A hot guy wants to fuck but you won’t work Whiskey dick We were hanging out the other night at the bar The drinks were flowing we had liquor beer and shots We went back to our house to have some sweaty fun But whiskey dick showed up and we got none I want it really bad whiskey dick you make me mad I suck and suck and suck but it’s no use I want it really bad whiskey dick you make me mad A hot guy wants to fuck but you won’t work Whiskey dick
5.
The Adonis factor is bullshit And destroys our community Perpetuated by the models On the cover of Out Magazine With their sick pack stomachs Chiseled muscles and fake tans They’ve created a culture of judgment Instead of reaching out a hand The Adonis factor’s fucking bullshit Sick of tweaked out circuit party queens Defining what it means to be gay I’d rather have a big ‘ol hairy bear Than a brainless twink any day With their sick pack stomachs Chiseled muscles and fake tans They’ve created a culture of judgment Instead of reaching out a hand The Adonis factor’s fucking bullshit There’s many colors of the rainbow That’s why it’s our symbol of pride Don’t let the media tell you How your life should be defined With their sick pack stomachs Chiseled muscles and fake tans They’ve created a culture of judgment Instead of reaching out a hand The Adonis factor’s fucking bullshit
6.
I saw you sitting at the bar You were the cutest guy by far I wanted so bad to take you home So I could see what we’d do alone I wanna spend the night with you Think of all the things that we could do I wanna spend the night with you I just want to blow you I decided to buy you a beer That usually helps erase some fear You got up to use the bathroom I decided to follow so I could see the view I wanna spend the night with you Think of all the things that we could do I wanna spend the night with you I just want to blow you I finally got you to come to my home Now it’s time for you to give me your bone You tell me that you think I am great But you also tell me that you are straight Fucking bummer I wanna spend the night with you Think of all the things that we could do I wanna spend the night with you I just want to blow you

about

Out of the dark, moldy basements of Raleigh, NC, FUTURE CRIMES arises with their debut 7" EP that is going to "make straight people really uncomfortable." A queer/straight mixed trio, these angry punks are taking a stand against homophobia and bigotry and are certain to become conservative America's worst nightmare. Six songs of stripped down, no bullshit punk rock that will appeal to fans of The Dicks, M.D.C. and The Big Boys. Limited to 200 copies on pink vinyl with an MP3 download card that includes four bonus songs not on the 7". Records are hand numbered.

"North Carolina's FUTURE CRIMES wastes no time letting you know where they are coming from. The record begins with who I think is one of the band members saying, "I'm about to make straight people really uncomfortable." FUTURE CRIMES delivers some late '80s sounding raw hardcore with vocals that you can sing along to all day. For me the vocals are what really stand out - the tone, gravely, gruffy bark, and that the point is to understand every word. We have a track about Growlr, a track about a guy who goes to pick up guys at bookstores ("Bookstore Whore"), "Whiskey Dick," meeting someone at a bar you want to take home ("Spend the Night With You") and by far my favorite track, "The Adonis Factor" which questions the ripped, chiseled, image which is idolized by a big part of gay male culture. This track alone makes this 7" worth a listen. They do step away from the message on "Romney Riot Oh '12" which tackles apathy in the punk scene." - MAXIMUM ROCKNROLL February 2015. Issue #381.

"Fucking great band!" - Tommy Unit Live From New York on Real Punk Radio

"The band's street punk is primitive, but their gay-centric approach to party songs and political tirades alike is refreshingly blunt." - Bryan C. Reed, Indy Week

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released November 7, 2014

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